Seems like easy pickin, doesn't it? Cheap jokes about iPads and Maxipads. Jay Leno might tell them. David Letterman would pretend not to tell them. And Conan O'Brien? He's not telling any jokes lately, as you know.
Cheap jokes asides, if this is your concern about the iPad, why not just dwell on something of substance, like what dress Michelle Obama is wearing? Yes, believe or not, people care about such nonsense, and these kinds of things influence who we vote for or what e-reader we buy.
Be smarter than that.